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रहमान सऊदी अरब में  रहता था।  उसके साथ उसकी अम्मी  और अब्बा भी रहा करते  थे। अचानक उसकी माँ चल बसी तो उसने अम्मी का पार्थिव शरीर बक्से में पैक करवा कर अपने गाँव भेजा। गाँव में उसके भाई मकसुद ने बक्सा खोला तो देखा कि बक्से में अम्मी की लाश तो थी, लेकिन एक इंच जगह भी खाली नहीं थी। अम्मी के हाथ छाती पर थे और अंगुलियों में एक चिट्ठी फँसी थी। मकसुद ने ऊँची आवाज़ में वह चिट्ठी पढ़नी शुरू की। "प्यारे भाई मकसुद,शाहिद,शाह रुख,फैजल फिरोज और गफ्फुर , माफ़ करना मैं ख़ुद नहीं आ  सका क्योंकि मेरी तनख़्वाह काट दी जाती। मैं अम्मी को बक्से में इसलिए भेज रहा हूँ, क्योंकि वह चाहती थी कि उसका क्रियाकर्म गाँव में ही हो। लाश के नीचे इंपोर्टेड चॉकलेट के कई पैकेट रखे हैं, इसे बच्चों में बाँट देना। यहाँ अखरोट अच्छे मिलते हैं इसलिए तुम्हें बक्से में अखरोट के भी दो बड़े पैकेट मिलेंगे। अम्मी के पैरों में तुम्हें दो जोड़े सैंडल के और एक जोड़ा...

One of the comment on this pic on facebook: "keep thinking positively guys, maybe this girl was born with a rare genital disorder or something. After reading some medical articles, I was shocked that my hypothesis about genital disorder was wrong. I conclude that it's not genital disorder. Damn, at this point I'm confused why this girl has a widely-open welcoming cave given that it's the first time for her..!!"

Fidget spinner rocked the world few days back. The craze of fidget spinner was so high among the kids that there parents have to buys them at least one. But when it comes to UP, the craziness level is super awesome. Have a look at this video to explore more about the craziness..!!

एक बार एक भिखारी शाम के समय कटोरा लेकर मांगने चल पड़ा। एक घर का कुंडा खड़काया तो एक नई नवेली बहू आयी निकल के… भिखारी उसे देख के बोला कि इस कटोरे में थोड़ा सा मूत दे… बहू :- क्या करेगा मूत का ? भिखारी :- दवाई बनाउंगा जी … बहू भीतर जाकर उस कटोरे में मूत के ले आई। भिखारी ने दो-चार घर ऐसे ही बोल-बोल के कटोरा भरवा लिया, और जंगल में चला गया… वहां जाकर लंड निकाला और उस कटोरे में डूबो के बोला :- पीस तो तेरे किस्मत में है नही . . लै तरी-तरी पी ले।

Difficult for a person to identify what is happening here..!!!

Who said that the aged people can't have fun. Look at this video and explore yourself..!!!

How it is harmful : Girls are beautiful, intelligent, and altogether wonderful creatures... at least for the most part. There are several harmful types of girls you should avoid dating to help save your emotional, physical, and even financial well being. These types of girls are usually selfish and/or have bad habits that make them harmful to date. To get the scoop on these types of girls and how to identify them. 1. Spoiled Brats : Spoiled brats make bad dating options because of their unrealistic expectations and unwillingness to acknowledge their flaws. If you decide to date a spoiled brat, you should expect to do a lot of work without getting any credit for it. 2. Players : Players will charm, seduce, and even date you, but they'll never start a real relationship with you. They're bad to date because they jump from guy to guy and don't offer any real long term potential. 3. Party Girls : Party girls aren't any good to date because they just love partying too...

We all know how to tret our girl friends, but do we really follow these thing. Read and jus think about your girl friend, whether we really did that or not. When you did that last time with your girl friend. The sunset together. Whispers to each other. Cook for each other. Walk in the rain. Hold hands. Buy small gifts for each other. Gift Roses. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear every time you're together. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight. Write poetry for each other. Hugs are the universal medicine. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie! Spend every second possible together. Look into each other's eyes. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly. When in public, only flirt w/ each other. Put love notes in their poc...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass? ""We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass. ""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said."But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree. ""Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, ...

 Most of the Employees of every organization thinks that their colleagues are much better than their boss. But, does they really thinks so, or they just pretends so. These days, people used to search their feelings or thoughts on Google, as most of us considere Google to be our one of best friend. If colleagues are better than bosses, people might not have searched all these results mentioned below. Watch these Google results to have a better clearity, what people think, and whom they are inclined more. This might be wrong, as this is what people searched on Google, they might have a different opinion. Don't make any opinion on the basis of above results. This is just for fun.