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Hindi Joke: Rahman in Saudi

रहमान सऊदी अरब में  रहता था।  उसके साथ उसकी अम्मी  और अब्बा भी रहा करते  थे। अचानक उसकी माँ चल बसी तो उसने अम्मी का पार्थिव शरीर बक्से में पैक करवा कर अपने गाँव भेजा। गाँव में उसके भाई मकसुद ने बक्सा खोला तो देखा कि बक्से में अम्मी की लाश तो थी, लेकिन एक इंच जगह भी खाली नहीं थी। अम्मी के हाथ छाती पर थे और अंगुलियों में एक चिट्ठी फँसी थी। मकसुद ने ऊँची आवाज़ में वह चिट्ठी पढ़नी शुरू की। "प्यारे भाई मकसुद,शाहिद,शाह रुख,फैजल फिरोज और गफ्फुर , माफ़ करना मैं ख़ुद नहीं आ  सका क्योंकि मेरी तनख़्वाह काट दी जाती। मैं अम्मी को बक्से में इसलिए भेज रहा हूँ, क्योंकि वह चाहती थी कि उसका क्रियाकर्म गाँव में ही हो। लाश के नीचे इंपोर्टेड चॉकलेट के कई पैकेट रखे हैं, इसे बच्चों में बाँट देना। यहाँ अखरोट अच्छे मिलते हैं इसलिए तुम्हें बक्से में अखरोट के भी दो बड़े पैकेट मिलेंगे। अम्मी के पैरों में तुम्हें दो जोड़े सैंडल के और एक जोड़ा...

Love for internet

One of the comment on this pic on facebook: "keep thinking positively guys, maybe this girl was born with a rare genital disorder or something. After reading some medical articles, I was shocked that my hypothesis about genital disorder was wrong. I conclude that it's not genital disorder. Damn, at this point I'm confused why this girl has a widely-open welcoming cave given that it's the first time for her..!!"

Fidget spinner in UP

Fidget spinner rocked the world few days back. The craze of fidget spinner was so high among the kids that there parents have to buys them at least one. But when it comes to UP, the craziness level is super awesome. Have a look at this video to explore more about the craziness..!!

Powerful ad on anti-terrorism on the eve of Ramadan..!!!

Socialism : A simple test to understand it

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all). After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.. The second test average was a D! No one was happy....

Google Facebook Twitter Growth

This is buzz all around the net, that Google+ grown faster than Twitter and Facebook. Yeah it seems looking at the graphs and the overwhelming response of the users. It seems that Google+ reached 10 million users in just 16 days. Wow!! but how many are new users to Google, since many users are already associated with Google in some or the other way. Whenever Google introduces any new system, most of these users joined these systems. When Buzz is launched, then also number of Buzz users increased so rapidly. But with Facebook and Twitter, the scenario is bit different, they entered into the internet market and started attracting customers due to theri features. Now, most of the users are already get used to with social networking sites, hope Google+ with groups feature can take the advantage of all.

Boss vs Colleague

 Most of the Employees of every organization thinks that their colleagues are much better than their boss. But, does they really thinks so, or they just pretends so. These days, people used to search their feelings or thoughts on Google, as most of us considere Google to be our one of best friend. If colleagues are better than bosses, people might not have searched all these results mentioned below. Watch these Google results to have a better clearity, what people think, and whom they are inclined more. This might be wrong, as this is what people searched on Google, they might have a different opinion. Don't make any opinion on the basis of above results. This is just for fun.

Innovative Google

 Google is trying very best to attract internet users. Google always try some or the different ways to attract people. Posting informative information on Google's homepage keeps people aware and entertain also. Google posted this today, I was very surprised with the innovative idea of the Google. More interestingly, Google post this useful information also depends on the geography.  The picture which I had posted here is posted on the Google's homepage which is global and US specific, with .com extension. Few of the Google home pages on different parts of the country. I checked with Google Brazil, something else is posted. I very much liked such a innovation.